Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat
Our city is having a downtown trick or treat night this Thursday.
The businesses supply treats and the kids walk trick or treating from business to business.
I bought a LOT of candy for this thing.
I made a mistake.
I opened the candy bags and put them in a basket.
A basket that now weighs a hundred pounds.
Now, I must eat the candy.
Pretty soon, the basket will not be the only thing that gained 100 pounds.

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