Dear Nate
Dear Nate, First of all, you. crack. me. up. The nine voicemail messages you left me are beyond unbelievably hysterical. If I weren’t such a hoarder of neatness I would have saved them all in my mailbox to share with other friends. My favorite message of course was the one where you were begging me to forgive you. I knew it was in the purest form of sincerity that you delivered your message. ;) My second favorite message was the one that you said “New number. Same annoying Nate.” Nate the Great, you are a classic one-of-a-kind friend. And just because I don’t want to give you a boring response. Just because I know that for our friendship, it would be much more fulfilling to you if I do something different, something surprising and unexpected. I am replying to your messages on my blog rather than calling you back. And the rest of the people – few as they are – that are reading my blog…. well, they have to endure the fact that they have no idea what this is about. An insi