Monday, September 12, 2005

emotional girls

I love the mood ring song by reliant k -
I should know - mother of four - YES FOUR - girls.
3 of them are teenagers.
and then there's me - another girl.
and we have 2 cats - both girls.
poor shawn.

-------- mood rings ---------
We all know the girls that I am talking about.
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only question is when...they'll blow up!
And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt.
Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them.
GO!!!And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...Let's get
emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Emotions swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
If it's drama you want, then look no further
They're like the Real World meets Boy Meets World meets Days of Our Lives.
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
GO!!!And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...Let's get
emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Emotions swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
Cause when it's black means "watch your back"
because you'reprobably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means you should call her up immediatly
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
And that's alright I must confess
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She likes you Wednesday, but now it's Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
Well, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair.
Mood Ring, oh Mood Ring, oh tell me will you bring the keyTo unlock this mystery?Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understandThe complex infrastucture known as the female mind.

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